What happens when (just two months after meeting) a Baptist preacher's son and small-town pastor's daughter surprisingly discover they've committed the ultimate faux pas? Now it's a journey of finding out what it is to love a little baby surprise and what to do about this new husband.

Monday, May 24, 2010


If you've decided that the single and ready to mingle life is no longer for you, try Inst-A-fam!!

Just add water, and instantly you'll transform from single to married with a baby on the way.

Also included:
One sweet amazing mother-in-law
One goofy caring father-in-law
Brother and Sister-in law + niece
One house
One boat
One perfect family dog

All this for the discounted price of just two bottles of red wine a night for 2 months, one tree worth of firewood, Marvin Gaye tunes and a couple steamy romps in the sac.

1 comment:

  1. All yours for 3 easy installments for $29.95, with one willing & able bachelor. Act now and we'll thrown in a free box of Shake N Bake, "It's good as HELL!!!"

    Warning: May cause mood swings, fatigue, uncontrollable belching, odd food cravings, 2nd lunch & dinner, nesting behaviors, frequent urination, increased thirst(displayed above)....hehe:P