I miss my old self. If you can't give me back my old self right now, can you at least do some cool movements - like all the time - to make up for it? You are taking a toll on me and your daddy, and I think he's pregnant now too. You have no idea what it's like living with two pregnant people. Last night, your daddy had a food craving at 12:30 at night! He wanted olives and chocolate chip cookies. I think he would've eaten peanut butter toast with half a pound of honey if I let him too. It also gets really hot in the summer, and it's extra hot when you're wearing pissy pants. So like I said, if you're adamant about keeping both me and your daddy pregnant for three more months, we're gonna need to see some seriously cool action.
Love and little frustration,