This was not my day! Someone farted a big stinky fart right before I got on the elevator and I had to ride in it's filth all the way up to my floor. Work was poo too. Then at 5:40pm I had an emergency pee and ran out to go to the bathroom. Of course, everyone else had already left and so graciously locked the doors for me! I was locked out for like 15 mins in a proper held back panic. I was saved by the security guy after I rode looking for him to every floor. It only took two full runs, and a nice man offered me a ride somewhere. Whew! Glad Monday is done. Be home soon Yohan!