If you've decided that the single and ready to mingle life is no longer for you, try Inst-A-fam!!
Just add water, and instantly you'll transform from single to married with a baby on the way.
Also included:
One sweet amazing mother-in-law
One goofy caring father-in-law
Brother and Sister-in law + niece
One house
One boat
One perfect family dog
All this for the discounted price of just two bottles of red wine a night for 2 months, one tree worth of firewood, Marvin Gaye tunes and a couple steamy romps in the sac.
All yours for 3 easy installments for $29.95, with one willing & able bachelor. Act now and we'll thrown in a free box of Shake N Bake, "It's good as HELL!!!"
ReplyDeleteWarning: May cause mood swings, fatigue, uncontrollable belching, odd food cravings, 2nd lunch & dinner, nesting behaviors, frequent urination, increased thirst(displayed above)....hehe:P